What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
