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Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.


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