What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!