What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.