Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!