Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.