Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.