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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
They went on a class trip
How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
They use bear-conditioning
What time is it when you have a toothache?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
Why did the pony get detention?
Because he was horsing around
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper
Why did the robber take a shower?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway
Where do polar bears vote?
At the north pole
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
The ruler
Why was the math book always worried?
Because it had too many problems
What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave
What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy (fungi)
Which dinosaur knew the most words?
The thesaurus
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania
Which musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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