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Whiteboards....

They are remarkable

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A man got hit in the head with a can of coke...

but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

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At an ATM, this lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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Say, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?

Sure Burt!

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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked!

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Is your refrigerator running?

Good, mine too! I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!

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I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home...

all the signs were there.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato

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Why was the mama firefly unhappy?

Because her kids weren't very bright.

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A Spanish-speaking magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno!......Dos!!!"

The poof! He was gone without a tres.

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What is a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing

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You can't run through a campground...

You can only ran because it's past tents

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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup...

and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

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This was a terrible day. First, my ex got hit by a bus.

Then I lost my job as a bus driver.

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What did one orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

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2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...

"How do you drive this thing?!"

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