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What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday
Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
mussels
Why didn't the hen cross the road?
She was too chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with chewing gum?
Chicklets
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
chips
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Why do monsters use mouthwash?
They like to gargoyle
What is Bigfoot's favorite food?
Sas-squash
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh
What is a sled dog's favorite meal?
Mush!
What do you call young dogs playing in the snow?
slush puppies
What kind of fish goes with peanut butter?
jellyfish
What happened to the cheetah in the wash?
He came out spotless.
Where do jellyfish sleep?
in tent-acles
Which fish is the richest?
Goldfish
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
Loafers
What do schnauzers eat for breakfast?
Schnausages
Why did the human cannonball choose this line of work?
He wanted to be a big shot.
Why couldn't anyone find the deck of cards?
They got lost in the shuffle.
How do you know a window is cold?
It shutters.
What swims and has six pockets?
a pool shark
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones
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