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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog
Why don’t crabs share?
Because they’re shellfish
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Why did the owl invite friends over?
Because it didn’t want to be owl by itself
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
Why did the horse chew with its mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent
Why did the frog take the bus?
His car got toad away
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse
What do you call a cow that can play music?
A moo-sician
Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case
What do you call a funny sheep?
A laughing stock
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had drumsticks
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon
What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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