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How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack up!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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