What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker. (Phrase used during the festive season to describe going out with a view to hooking up with an attractive person.)
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"?
Santa walking backwards.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elfis Presley.
What did the farmer get for Christmas?
A cowculator.
