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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker. (Phrase used during the festive season to describe going out with a view to hooking up with an attractive person.)

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What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes

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Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

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What’s a horse's favourite TV show?

Neigh-bours

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What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

A chew-chew train.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

He had no body to go with.

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What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 24 days.

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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A table.

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What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because of his poor elf.

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What do frogs wear on their feet?

Open toad sandals.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrr.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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