Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
It was a little horse. (Horse: animal vs hoarse: rough voice)
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves. (Waves: that you surf on vs. waving a hand)
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat. (Bat: flying animal. vs bat: what is used to hit a ball.)
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy. (Crummy: feeling ill. vs. Crummy: crumbs or little pieces of food.)
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Her mom and dad were in a jam. (Jam: like jelly. vs Jam: bad situation.)
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me. (On me: sitting on top of. vs. on me: I will pay for it.)
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake. (Piece of cake: easy. vs real cake)
How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees. (90 degree corner. vs 90 degree temperature)
Why was the math book sad?
It had to many problems. (Problems: questions in math. vs. problems: difficulties with life.)
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Pole. (Pole: top point of the earth. vs poll: where people go to vote).
What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
Bored games. (Bored: have nothing to do. vs. Board games like “Sorry” or “Monopoly”)
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning. (Wheels turning: moving. vs Wheels turning: a way to say someone is thinking.)
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked! (Shocked: surprised. vs. shocked: electrical shock.)
Why don’t we ever tell jokes about pizza?
They are too cheesy. (Cheesy: mozzarella. vs cheesy: not very funny.)
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music. (Wrap: how a mummie is made. vs Rap music.)
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
She always runns away from the ball. (Ball: round toy vs Ball: fancy dance)
