What’s So Funny? - Baamboozle

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Identify the words that make a joke funny!

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Why couldn’t the pony sing a Lullaby? She was a little horse.

Horse: animal vs hoarse: rough voice

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste

Tuba: Musical instrument vs. Tube of

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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts

Tweethearts because birds say “tweet” instead of sweethearts.

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How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints

Mints: freshen breath. vs experiments that scientists do.

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What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.

Stories: books. vs. Stories: number of floors in a building.

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How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.

Waves: that you surf on vs. waving a hand

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How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.

Big: giants and long words

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What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat

Bat: flying animal. vs bat: what is used to hit a ball.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy.

Crummy: feeling ill. vs. Crummy: crumbs or little pieces of food.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom and dad were in a jam.

Jam: like jelly. vs Jam: bad situation.

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How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.

Lemon drop: a candy. vs. drop: fall due to gravity

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What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.

On me: sitting on top of. vs. on me: I will pay for it.

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Whydid the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Piece of cake: easy. vs real cake

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Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? It had more cents.

More cents: money. vs. sence: common sense/thinking

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How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.

90 degree corner. vs 90 degree temperature

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Why was the math book sad? It had to many problems.

Problems: questions in math. vs. problems: difficulties with life.

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Where do polar bears vote? The North Pole.

Pole: top point of the earth. vs poll: where people go to vote

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Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? They’ll just wash up on shore later.

Wash up: float to shore. vs. Wash up: clean

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Why was the broom late? It over swept.

Swept vs Slept

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What do kids paly when they can’t play with a phone? Bored games

Bored: have nothing to do. vs. Board games like “Sorry” or “Monopoly”

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How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.

Wheels turning: moving. vs Wheels turning: a way to say someone is thinking.

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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

Shocked: surprised. vs. shocked: electrical shock.

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Why don’t we ever tell jokes about pizza? They are too cheesy.

Cheesy: mozzerella. vs cheesy: not very funny.

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What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music

Wrap: how a mummie is made. vs Rap music.

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Why is it so windy inside a stadium? There are hundreds of fans.

Fans: people that like a team. vs. Fans: machines that blow air.

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Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a corn field? There are too many ears.

Ears: on your head. vs Ears: of corn.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants? In case he ot a hole in one.

Hole in one: first time he hit the ball it went in the cup. vs. Hole: rip or tear.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

Palm: big tropical tree. vs. Palm: part of your hand.

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Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? She is always running away from the ball.

Ball: round toy vs Ball: fancy dance

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