Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
Horse: animal vs hoarse: rough voice
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Tuba: Musical instrument vs. Tube of
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
Tweethearts because birds say “tweet” instead of sweethearts.
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
Mints: freshen breath. vs experiments that scientists do.
What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
Stories: books. vs. Stories: number of floors in a building.
How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Waves: that you surf on vs. waving a hand
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
Big: giants and long words
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Bat: flying animal. vs bat: what is used to hit a ball.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy.
Crummy: feeling ill. vs. Crummy: crumbs or little pieces of food.
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom and dad were in a jam.
Jam: like jelly. vs Jam: bad situation.
How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.
Lemon drop: a candy. vs. drop: fall due to gravity
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
On me: sitting on top of. vs. on me: I will pay for it.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Piece of cake: easy. vs real cake
Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? It had more cents.
More cents: money. vs. sence: common sense/thinking
How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.
90 degree corner. vs 90 degree temperature
Why was the math book sad? It had to many problems.
Problems: questions in math. vs. problems: difficulties with life.
