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Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
A woman pushes her car to a hotel and then proceeds to tell the owner that she is bankrupt. Why?
She is playing Monopoly.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took
What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A widow
Uncle Bill’s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?
seven
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter "w"
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at nights
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried!
What goes up but never ever comes down?
your age
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
the phone
