What's the best way to burn vegetables?
Roast them!
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish!
Why are butchers so hilarious?
They always ham it up!
What’s the best food when you’re so hungry you could eat a house?
COTTAGE cheese, WALL nuts, and kitchen SINK cookies!
Why are chefs so harsh?
They’re always beating eggs!
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
“Where’s my pop-corn?”
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school
What school subject is the fruitiest?
History — because it is full of dates
Who is a dessert’s favorite actor?
Robert Brownie, Jr
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
