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What's the best way to burn vegetables?
Roast them!
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish!
Why are butchers so hilarious?
They always ham it up!
What’s the best food when you’re so hungry you could eat a house?
COTTAGE cheese, WALL nuts, and kitchen SINK cookies!
Why are chefs so harsh?
They’re always beating eggs!
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
“Where’s my pop-corn?”
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school
What school subject is the fruitiest?
History — because it is full of dates
Who is a dessert’s favorite actor?
Robert Brownie, Jr
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don’t get caught on the Inter-net
What’s in an astronaut’s favorite food?
Launch meat
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumb-y
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
Ham and eggs
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jelly-fish
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice SCREAM and BOOberries
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall
What do you call a cheese that’s feeling sad?
Blue cheese
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies


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