Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don’t get caught on the Inter-net
What’s in an astronaut’s favorite food?
Launch meat
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumb-y
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
Ham and eggs
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jelly-fish
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice SCREAM and BOOberries
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall
What do you call a cheese that’s feeling sad?
Blue cheese
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies
