Why couldn’t the pony sing a Lullaby?
She was a little horse. Horse: animal vs hoarse: rough voice
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste Tuba: Musical instrument vs. Tube of
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts Tweethearts because birds say “tweet” instead of sweethearts.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints Mints: freshen breath. vs experiments that scientists do.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library. Stories: books. vs. Stories: number of floors in a building.
How do we know the ocean is friendly? .
It waves Waves: that you surf on vs. waving a hand
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words. Big: giants and long words
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat Bat: flying animal. vs bat: what is used to hit a ball.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy. Crummy: feeling ill. vs. Crummy: crumbs or little pieces of food.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Her mom and dad were in a jam. Jam: like jelly. vs Jam: bad situation.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Let it fall. Lemon drop: a candy. vs. drop: fall due to gravity
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me. On me: sitting on top of. vs. on me: I will pay for it.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake. Piece of cake: easy. vs real cake
Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
It had more cents. More cents: money. vs. sence: common sense/thinking
How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.90 degree corner. vs 90 degree temperature
Why was the math book sad? .
It had to many problems Problems: questions in math. vs. problems: difficulties with life.
