Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
They’ll just wash up on shore later. Wash up: float to shore. vs. Wash up: clean
Why was the broom late?
It over swept. Swept vs Slept
What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
Bored games Bored: have nothing to do. vs. Board games like “Sorry” or “Monopoly”
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning. Wheels turning: moving. vs Wheels turning: a way to say someone is thinking.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked! Shocked: surprised. vs. shocked: electrical shock.
Why don’t we ever tell jokes about pizza?
They are too cheesy. Cheesy: mozzerella. vs cheesy: not very funny.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music Wrap: how a mummie is made. vs Rap music.
Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans. Fans: people that like a team. vs. Fans: machines that blow air.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a corn field?
There are too many ears. Ears: on your head. vs Ears: of corn.
Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.Hole in one: first time he hit the ball it went in the cup. vs. Hole: rip or tear.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. Palm: big tropical tree. vs. Palm: part of your hand.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
She is always running away from the ball.
