Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald...
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat.
A coin...
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
A seed with three letters in my name. Take away two and I still sound the same.
Pea
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
I can be cracked and I can be played. I can be told and I can be made.
A joke
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father and son.
I have branches yet I have no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?
A bank...
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Booming and zapping is what I can do, make sure to take cover so I won’t get you. What am I?
Thunderstorm
Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?
Postman
I have a bed but I never sleep. I have a mouth but I never speak.
A river
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
Which month has 28 days?
All of them...
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
I can be liquid or solid, sometimes I bubble and you can find me in every home. What am I?
Soap
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
I go up and I go down, sometimes I am curvy and sometimes I am straight. What am I?
Stairs
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot