Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?
Postman
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
A seed with three letters in my name. Take away two and I still sound the same.
Pea
I have a bed but I never sleep. I have a mouth but I never speak.
A river
I can be liquid or solid, sometimes I bubble and you can find me in every home. What am I?
Soap
I can be cracked and I can be played. I can be told and I can be made.
A joke
Which month has 28 days?
All of them...
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat.
A coin...
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald...
Booming and zapping is what I can do, make sure to take cover so I won’t get you. What am I?
Thunderstorm
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
I go up and I go down, sometimes I am curvy and sometimes I am straight. What am I?
Stairs
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father and son.
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
I have branches yet I have no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?
A bank...
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg