What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggs-pelled
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold
What day of the week do Easter eggs hate the most?
Fry-days
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise
What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Egg-plants
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball