A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest
The third room. The lions that haven't eaten in three years are no longer alive.
What man can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber (someone who cuts hair)
There is a green house. Inside the green house is a white house. Inside the white house is a red house. Inside the red house are lots of babies. What am I?
Watermelon
I have 6 faces but do not have a nose or mouth. I also have 21 eyes…but cannot see. What am I?
A die (dice)
A container without an opening, hinges, key or lid. Yet inside golden treasure is hid. What am I?
An egg
A boy throws a ball. It travels 5 meters and then goes right back to the boy. How is that possible?
The boy throws the ball straight up in the air.
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
Roosters don't lay eggs
Everyone has me, but nobody can lose me.
I follow you around all day, but I disappear at night.
I would never think of looking like anybody else but you.
What am I?
Your shadow
I don’t have my own ideas, but I can make yours appear.
I am often made of wood.
I am long when I am young and short when I am old?
What am I?
A pencil
I have a spine but cannot move.
I cannot speak, but often soothe.
I can make you thirst for more, though not for drink.
I contain thoughts, but cannot think.
What am I?
A book
It’s so fragile even just saying its name can break it. What is it?
Silence
What has many keys but can’t open a single door?
A piano
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella
What goes up the hill and down the hill, and yet stand still?
A road
If I drink, I die
If I eat, I’m fine
What am I?
Fire
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one. After that your stomach is not empty anymore.
I can’t walk very fast.
I carry my home on my back.
I lay my eggs in the sand. What am I?
A turtle
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Footsteps
A man went walking in the rain. He did not have an umbrella and was not wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked. Yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How did this happen?
The man was bald (had no hair on his head)
What day is always coming….but never arrives?
Tomorrow
I’m not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I’m not a river, but I’m full of water. What am I?
A cloud
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
10 fish are in a tank. 2 Drown, 4 Swim away, and 3 Die. How many are left?
10
How far can a man hike into the forest?
Halfway (then he is hiking out of the forest)