What is the capital in France?
The letter F is the only capital letter in France.
You buy me to eat but you never eat me. What am I?
Plates and bowls.
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don’t produce any smoke!
What ancient invention allows people to see through walls?
Windows
The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?
A parachute
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I am your sister.
A man who was extremely short lived on the top floor of his apartment building. On days when it was raining he took the elevator to his apartment and on days when it was not raining he just took the stairs. Why did he do this?
On days when it was raining he had his umbrella to press the elevator buttons and when it was not raining he could not reach the buttons without the umbrella.
A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
I am a galixy and a food, what am I?
Milky Way
One knight, a ninja, and a pirate were on a ship. The ship began to sink. The ninja and the pirate jumped into a lifeboat before the ship went underwater. Who died?
The knight
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. Three days later he rode back on Friday. How did he do it?
The horse's name was Friday.
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
A lawsuit.
Bob's parents have 3 sons June, January what is the last ones name
Bob
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
A shirt
What always ends everything?
A period.
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
Ice; it melts instead of burning in a fire and it floats in water.
What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin
A man was walking in the desert on an especially hot day. In the distance, the man saw a restaurant. He rejoiced & ran to the restaurant & immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter brought him a gun. Why?
It was a water gun.
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map.