What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
Many teeth, no bite
A comb
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Samuel is bald!
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A die (dice)
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway - the other half you walk out
I am something people love or hate. I change every year. If a person adopts a healthy life style I can be higher. I can fool some people. Some people might want to try and hide me.
Age
I make two people out of only one. What am I?
A mirror
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
Two in a corner, one in a room, none in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The letter "R"
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman; an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy saw no scale so he agreed and lost. How?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote the words "your exact weight" on the paper.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't swim, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calendar
Sarah has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sarah have?
She has 5 children; four daughters and a son.