A tissue is not a beverage because...
it isn't a liquid/you can't drink it
A fish can't walk because...
it doesn't have legs
A phone can't sing because...
it doesn't have a voice/vocal cords, it isn't alive
A shark is not a pet because...
it is a wild animal
A crayon is not a pen because...
it doesn't have ink
A tent is not clothing because...
you can't wear it
Pliers are not jewelry because...
you can't wear it
A picture frame is not a Band-Aid because...
it can't cover a wound
Hand soap is not a game because...
it can't be played
An infant can't drive a car because...
they don't have a licence/aren't old enough
A triangle is not a square because...
it has 3 sides
Rain is not snow because...
it isn't frozen
A kite can not be a book because...
you can't read it
Milk is not glue because...
it is not sticky/can't stick things together
A vase can not bounce because...
it would break/it's made of glass
A flower can't smile because...
it doesn't have a mouth
Salt is not sugar because...
it isn't sweet
A snake is not a bird because...
it doesn't have wings
A fish can not live out of water because...
it can't breath/doesn't have lungs
A computer is not a candle because...
it can't burn