What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train.
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
Why did the candle fall in love?
He met the perfect match.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Opps! No point for this choice!
Cry
When you have me, you immediately feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me.
A secret
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
Get up and do 10 jumping jack! Ok fine! You get 20 points!
Haha
I will always come but never arrive. What am I?
Tomorrow
It's black, but you say it's clean. It's white, but you say it's dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
What country is popular in Thankgiving Day?
Turkey
A cow is tied to a 4 meter long rope. There is food, 20 meters away from the cow. However, the cow manages to go to the food and eat it. How come?
The cow is tied to the rope, but the rope isn't tied to anything