An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train.
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
Why did the candle fall in love?
He met the perfect match.
What country is popular in Thankgiving Day?
Turkey
Get up and do 10 jumping jack! Ok fine! You get 20 points!
Haha
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
I will always come but never arrive. What am I?
Tomorrow
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature.
When you have me, you immediately feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me.
A secret
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
It's black, but you say it's clean. It's white, but you say it's dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
Opps! No point for this choice!
Cry
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
A cow is tied to a 4 meter long rope. There is food, 20 meters away from the cow. However, the cow manages to go to the food and eat it. How come?
The cow is tied to the rope, but the rope isn't tied to anything
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.