Why did the barber win the race?
Because it took a short cut.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Can February March?
No but April May.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted.
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
Barbecue
What kinds of emotions do noses feel?
Nostalgia
What kind of undies do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.