What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
Barbecue
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
What kind of undies do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
Why did the barber win the race?
Because it took a short cut.
Can February March?
No but April May.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What kinds of emotions do noses feel?
Nostalgia