What kinds of emotions do noses feel?
Nostalgia
What kind of undies do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted.
Can February March?
No but April May.
Why did the barber win the race?
Because it took a short cut.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
Barbecue
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator