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Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
TON
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
Silence!!! What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers
Where and when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Can you name three days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.