What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
TON
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five.
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples
Smile beautifully and earn 20 points!
Smile lucky ducky!
Where and when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers
Silence!!! What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
Can you name three days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable