Imagine you are locked in a dark room with no windows. How do you escape?
stop imagining
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add letters to it
short
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
wet
A rooster laid an egg on the top of a roof. Which way did it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs
What is always coming but never comes?
tomorrow
Before Mt Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt Everest
There is 5 apples and you take 3. How many do you have?
3
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
your name
What goes up but never comes down?
age
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
There is nothing in a hole
There are 14 fish and 8 drown. How many fish are there?
14 fish
A clerk at a butcher is 161.8cm tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
meat
What gets broken without being held?
a promise
2 mother and 2 daughters ate one burger each, yet only 3 burgers were eaten. Why?
They were grandmother, mother, and daughter
How many months have 28 days?
all of them
What invention allows you to see through walls?
A window
What is heavier: 100kg of gold or 100kg of feathers?
they are the same
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
a towel
If you take off my skin I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
an onion