Solve the riddle
She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
PUPeroni
What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
Teeth
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
Doh
Solve the riddle
The 18" pizza is 254 square inches, the two 12" pizzas are 226 square inches so the answer is the 18" pizza!
Where do toppings go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne
How do cats eat pizza?
They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.
Solve the riddle
Because there are more men in America than in Canada!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
Pizza Tut
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa
Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
What did a pizza say to his new friend?
It's slice to meat you!
Solve the riddle
Number 6 - it doesn't have black olives
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What do you call a pretend pizza?
A pepperaphony pizza!
Why was the famous pizza upset?
It kept getting chased by pepperazzi.
Solve the riddle
It wasn't raining!
What did the Arthur the aardvark order on his pizza?
Ant-chovies