How do cats eat pizza?
They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
What did the Arthur the aardvark order on his pizza?
Ant-chovies
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
Pizza Tut
Solve the riddle
She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
Doh
What did a pizza say to his new friend?
It's slice to meat you!
Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What do you call a pretend pizza?
A pepperaphony pizza!
Why was the famous pizza upset?
It kept getting chased by pepperazzi.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa
Solve the riddle
Number 6 - it doesn't have black olives
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Solve the riddle
It wasn't raining!
Solve the riddle
Because there are more men in America than in Canada!
Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
Where do toppings go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
PUPeroni
What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
Teeth
Solve the riddle
The 18" pizza is 254 square inches, the two 12" pizzas are 226 square inches so the answer is the 18" pizza!