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Winter jokes

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Which is the slowest, heat or cold?

Cold is slower – because you can catch a cold.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Snow Snow who?

Snowbody

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

snow

Which winter month do people sleep the least?

February (it has the least amount of days)

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

a snowball

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes

How does a Snowman get to school?

he rides his icicle

What kind of cake does Frosty like?

A cake with lots of frosting!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have a Ice day

Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?

Santa walking backwards!

Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?

a snowman

Who are Frosty’s parents?

Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Why did the snowman go to the doctor?

He was cold

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Iced tea

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Because he liked cool music.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Water