I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
a stamp
How many sides does a circle have?
2 - the inside and the outside
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problems?
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
None, because roosters do not lay eggs.
What is the maximum possible number of times you can subtract number 5 from number 25?
Only once, is because when you subtract 5 from 25, it becomes number 20, then 15, etc.
If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?
3 apples
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How apples are left?
1
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
Name 3 foods that are often purchased as a bunch or a basket
bananas, strawberries, blueberries, almonds, nuts, etc.
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
Name 3 foods that are often served as fractions
pizza, sandwich, ribs, hamburger, cake, pie
Name 3 food items where the word means more than one piece
broccoli, lasagna, casserole, nachos, etc.
What number goes up and does not come down?
Your age
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What weighs more, a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
They both weigh one pound so they weigh the same.
If a boy blows 18 bubbles, then pops 6, eats 7, pops 5, and blows 1, how many are left?
1
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.