WHAT OCCURS ONCE IN A MINUTE, TWICE IN A MOMENT AND NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS?
THE LETTER 'M'
WHAT GETS WET WHEN DRYING?
A TOWEL
WHAT HAS MANY KEYS BUT CAN'T OPEN A DOOR?
A PIANO / A KEYBOARD
WHAT HAS NO WEIGHT BUT IS HEAVY ENOUGH TO SINK A SHIP?
A HOLE
THIS GOES AROUND THE WORLD BUT STAYS IN A CORNER. WHAT IS IT?
A STAMP
WHY IS SANTA GOOD AT KARATE?
BECAUSE HE WEARS A BLACK BELT
WHAT GOES UP WHEN RAIN GOES DOWN?
AN UMBRELLA
WHAT FRUIT IS ALWAYS SAD?
BLUEBERRY
I'M TALL WHEN I'M YOUNG. I'M SHORT WHEN I'M OLD. WHAT AM I?
A CANDLE / A PENCIL
WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW?
A COLD
WHEN YOU SAY THIS WORD IT DISAPPEARS...
SILENCE
THERE IS A PLACE WHERE CHRISTMAS COMES BEFORE THANKSGIVING. WHERE IS IT?
IN THE DICTIONARY
I AM NOT RICH BUT I LEAVE SILVER IN MY TRACK. WHAT AM I?
A SNAIL
IT HAS FOUR FINGERS AND A THUMB BUT IT ISN'T ALIVE. WHAT IS IT?
A GLOVE
WHAT HAS HANDS BUT NO FEET, A FACE BUT NO EYES, TELLS BUT DOES NOT TALK?
A CLOCK
WHICH TABLE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS?
A VEGETABLE