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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
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Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
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What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
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Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
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What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
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How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
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What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
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What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
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What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
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How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
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What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
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What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
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How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
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What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
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How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
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What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
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How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
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What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
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What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
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What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
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How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
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What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
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Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
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What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
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What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
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Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
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What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
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What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
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Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
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What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
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Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
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Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
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What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
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What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
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