Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.