Why cant you tell an egg joke?
It will crack up
What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
What kinds of jokes to pizza's like?
Cheesy ones
What kind of music do balloons hate?
pop!
What is the most expensive fish?
A goldfish
Why are sports stadiums always cold?
They are filled with fans
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What is the strongest sea creature?
A mussel
How do you stop a bull from charging?
cancel it's credit card
How do billboards talk to eachother?
They use sign language
How does the ocean say "hi"?
It waves
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
Why can't a pony talk?
Its a little horse
Why don't lamps sink in water?
They are light
What animal is always at a baseball game?
a bat