What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
light
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
a clock
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problems?
Name 3 food items where the word means more than one piece
broccoli, lasagna, casserole, nachos, etc.
What can you put between 7 and 8, to make the result greater than 7, but less than 8?
A decimal point. Your result would be 7.8, which is between 7 and 8.
What number goes up and does not come down?
Your age
If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?
3 apples
What 3 numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6)
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
2
What weighs more, a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
They both weigh one pound so they weigh the same.
Name 3 foods that are often purchased as a bunch or a basket
bananas, strawberries, blueberries, almonds, nuts, etc.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
a stamp
What is the maximum possible number of times you can subtract number 5 from number 25?
Only once, is because when you subtract 5 from 25, it becomes number 20, then 15, etc.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
popcorn
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
a promise
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
None, because roosters do not lay eggs.
What’s the capital of France?
F
How many sides does a circle have?
2 - the inside and the outside
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
shorter
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
keyboard
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
a coin
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
your name
Name 3 foods that are often served as fractions
pizza, sandwich, ribs, hamburger, cake, pie
Name 3 foods commonly cut in half?
sandwich, hamburger, fruit, burrito, etc.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
the dictionary
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
If a boy blows 18 bubbles, then pops 6, eats 7, pops 5, and blows 1, how many are left?
1
Name 3 things that come in pairs
shoes, mittens, socks, earrings, cuff links, etc.