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New Year's Jokes & Riddles
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What does a caterpillar do on Jan. 1?
Turns over a new leaf.
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What do cows celebrate on December 31st?
Moo Years Eve.
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What did the cheerleaders say on New Year's Day?
"Happy New Cheer!"
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What New Year's resolution should a basketball player never make?
To travel more.
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What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more?
Watch TV with subtitles.
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Why do you need a jeweler on New Year's Eve?
To ring in the new year.
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Who gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown?
Calendar companies.
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What does a Ghost say on January 1st?
Happy BOO year!
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What happened when an iPhone and a firework were arrested on NYE?
One was charged and the other was let off.
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What did the farmer give his wife on New Year's Eve?
Hogs and kisses.
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Why do birds fly south for New Year's Eve?
It's too far to walk.
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Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start off the new year in a cool way.
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Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7....
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What should you never eat on New Year's Eve?
Firecrackers.
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What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve?
He got 12 months!
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Where can you go to practice math on New Year's Eve?
Times Square.
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What is a corn's favorite holiday?
New Ear's Day.
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