Bridget Jones' resolutions

I will save up money in form of .... . ... (as soon as possible) start pension also.

I will not turn into drink-sodden DJ-style person with tapes ... all over the floor.

I will go to gym three times a week not ... to buy sandwich.

I will not ... about anyone ... their backs, but be positive about everyone.

I will not waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other ... devices.

I will not get upset over men, but instead be ... and cool ice-queen.

I will reduce circumference of ... by 3 inches (i.e. 11⁄2 inches each), using anti-cellulite diet.

I will ... flat of all ... matter.

I will not behave ... around the house, but instead imagine others are watching.

I will not ... about having no boyfriend, but develop inner ... .

I will give proportion of ... to charity

I will not put impressively on shelves any books by ... literary authors.

I will make better ... of time.

I will not ... for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, ...loaders or perverts.

I will eat more ... (beans, peas, chickpeas)

I will not have ... on men, but instead form relationships based on ... assessment of character.