Would You Rather?

WOULD YOU RATHER type an essay using only your toes OR type the same essay using only a broom stick?

WOULD YOU RATHER have eyes the size of golf balls OR teeth the size of computer keys?

WOULD YOU RATHER eat a bowl of worms OR drink a snail milkshake?

WOULD YOU RATHER not be able to feel pain OR not be able to feel fear?

WOULD YOU RATHER have to sing everything you say OR have to shout everything you say?

WOULD YOU RATHER have a head twice the normal size OR a head half the normal size?

WOULD YOU RATHER burn your tongue every time you eat pizza OR never eat pizza again?

WOULD YOU RATHER have 5 younger sisters OR 5 older brothers?

WOULD YOU RATHER wear a bicycle helmet everywhere you go OR carry an open umbrella everywhere you go?

WOULD YOU RATHER drink a cup of smelly pond water OR a cup of fresh toilet water?

WOULD YOU RATHER be somebody's pet dog OR their pet cat?

WOULD YOU RATHER always wear scuba flippers OR always wear a snorkel and mask?

WOULD YOU RATHER go back in time 1 million years OR go into the future 1 million years?