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What’s So Funny?
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Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? They’ll just wash up on shore later.
Wash up: float to shore. vs. Wash up: clean
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Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? It had more cents.
More cents: money. vs. sence: common sense/thinking
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What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
Stories: books. vs. Stories: number of floors in a building.
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Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants? In case he ot a hole in one.
Hole in one: first time he hit the ball it went in the cup. vs. Hole: rip or tear.
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Where do polar bears vote? The North Pole.
Pole: top point of the earth. vs poll: where people go to vote
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Why was the math book sad? It had to many problems.
Problems: questions in math. vs. problems: difficulties with life.
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Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a corn field? There are too many ears.
Ears: on your head. vs Ears: of corn.
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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom and dad were in a jam.
Jam: like jelly. vs Jam: bad situation.
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Why is it so windy inside a stadium? There are hundreds of fans.
Fans: people that like a team. vs. Fans: machines that blow air.
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
Shocked: surprised. vs. shocked: electrical shock.
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
Tweethearts because birds say “tweet” instead of sweethearts.
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Whydid the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Piece of cake: easy. vs real cake
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What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music
Wrap: how a mummie is made. vs Rap music.
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Why was the broom late? It over swept.
Swept vs Slept
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What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat
Bat: flying animal. vs bat: what is used to hit a ball.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.
90 degree corner. vs 90 degree temperature
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Why don’t we ever tell jokes about pizza? They are too cheesy.
Cheesy: mozzerella. vs cheesy: not very funny.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste
Tuba: Musical instrument vs. Tube of
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How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Waves: that you surf on vs. waving a hand
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How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
Big: giants and long words
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How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
Wheels turning: moving. vs Wheels turning: a way to say someone is thinking.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Palm: big tropical tree. vs. Palm: part of your hand.
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy.
Crummy: feeling ill. vs. Crummy: crumbs or little pieces of food.
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Why couldn’t the pony sing a Lullaby? She was a little horse.
Horse: animal vs hoarse: rough voice
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What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
On me: sitting on top of. vs. on me: I will pay for it.
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How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints
Mints: freshen breath. vs experiments that scientists do.
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What do kids paly when they can’t play with a phone? Bored games
Bored: have nothing to do. vs. Board games like “Sorry” or “Monopoly”
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Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? She is always running away from the ball.
Ball: round toy vs Ball: fancy dance
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How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.
Lemon drop: a candy. vs. drop: fall due to gravity
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