Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?
A potato.
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries.
What smells the best every Thanksgiving?
Your nose!
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turKEY!
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
Stuffed!
If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?
"Google, Google, Google."
What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Squash.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, Wing”
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither - you should use a knife.
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone.