What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What smells the best every Thanksgiving?
Your nose!
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Squash.
Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?
A potato.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?
"Google, Google, Google."
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries.
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turKEY!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, Wing”
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
Stuffed!
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither - you should use a knife.