Toggle Navigation
Games
Blog
News
Class PIN
Join for Free
Sign in
Toggle Navigation
Games
PIN
Join for Free
Blog
Pricing
News
Contact us
Help center
Sign in
Study
Turkey Day Jokes
0
%
0
0
0
Back
Restart
What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Squash.
Oops!
Okay!
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither - you should use a knife.
Oops!
Okay!
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
Stuffed!
Oops!
Okay!
Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?
A potato.
Oops!
Okay!
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
Oops!
Okay!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Oops!
Okay!
What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone.
Oops!
Okay!
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
Oops!
Okay!
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
Oops!
Okay!
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
Oops!
Okay!
What smells the best every Thanksgiving?
Your nose!
Oops!
Okay!
If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?
"Google, Google, Google."
Oops!
Okay!
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turKEY!
Oops!
Okay!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, Wing”
Oops!
Okay!
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries.
Oops!
Okay!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Oops!
Okay!
Your experience on this site will be improved by allowing cookies.
Allow cookies