If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?
"Google, Google, Google."
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, Wing”
Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?
A potato.
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
Stuffed!
What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone.
What smells the best every Thanksgiving?
Your nose!
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither - you should use a knife.
What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Squash.
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turKEY!
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries.