Disguised Thoughts

You brought your teacher her favorite candy bar. She says, “Well, you are sweet, thank you.”

Your sister baked some cupcakes for the first time. After tasting it, you say, “To be completely honest, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth.”

Mary says, "My new computer was so expensive. It costs a million dollars."

Your dad brought home flowers for your mom, today. You say, “Well, aren't you a thoughtful husband.”

Halloween is this month. It’s not your favorite holiday because you don’t like costumes. You say, “ I guess, everyone has their own idea of fun.”

I am the lead in the play. As I was going on the stage my mom said "Break a leg!"

You woke up in a bad mood. Your sister says, “I guess you got up on the wrong side of the bed.”

It’s really hot outside today, You say, “ Wow, it’s a scorcher out there today.”

Mark comes to school with his entire arm in a cast. He says, "It's just a scratch."

You open a bottle of soda pop, and it sprays all over the counter. You say, “Wow, This one shot like a rocket.”

You enjoy watching TV at night after dinner. You say, “ It’s my time to relax.”

You and your friend had just purchased something from the bookstore. You hear a noise as you are walking and say to your friend, “I can hear the change jingling in your pocket.”

My best friend had a secret to tell me. When I saw her in the hallway I said, "I'm all ears."

You are shooting hoops in the driveway. Your mom says, ”Good for you, practice makes perfect.”

Your report card didn't come in the mail. You say to your mom, “No news is good news.”

Today you all got your school pictures back. Your friend says, “Wow, these came out really great. We all look like ourselves.”

On my birthday I got a rainbow cookie cake. I told my dad, "How did you know this was my favorite!"

You walk into a restaurant with your grandparents. Your grandfather says, “It's freezing in here.”

Your science teacher announces that your class has the best average of all the classes and says, “You are all as smart as whips.”

You saw your friend get off the bus with a big smile on her face. You say, ”Wow, you are cheerful this morning.”

Next week is school vacation. You are so happy because your family is going to Florida. You say, “Next week will be a dream come true.”

Your friend drops his ice cream on the ground and says, "Today's my lucky day."

Your friend asked you to come over this weekend. He suggested skateboarding. You say, “ I’m worried I might break a leg.”

You return from summer vacation and see your teacher from last year in the hall. She says, “You sure are growing like a weed.”