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  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
    Ten tickles
  • How do you make 7 even?
    Take away the 's'
  • What do you call a cheese that is not yours?
    Nacho cheese
  • What does baby corn say to mom corn?
    Where is pop corn?
  • What is robot favorite snack?
    Computer chips
  • What is the best smelling insect?
    A deodor-ant
  • Why couldn't bicycle stand up on its own?
    Because it was two tired
  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    Supplies!
  • What does lemon say when answering the phone?
    Yellow!
  • What is brown and sticky?
    A stick
  • Where do fruits go on vacation?
    Pear-is
  • What does sprinter eat before the race?
    Nothing! They fast!
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