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What kind of make-up do ghosts wear?

Ma-SCARE-a!

Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers!

Where do ghosts like to go on vacation?

Mali-BOO!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

Why did Dracula go to the doctor?

To check his COFFIN

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or Tweet!

How do ghosts wash their hair?

With shamboo

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

Because he had no BODY to dance with!

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

Why do skeletons stay so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

What is a mummy's favorite music?

WRAP music!

What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream!

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

If you are a mouse

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries

What candy do you eat on the playground?

Recess pieces.

What instrument does a skeleton play?

A trombone.

Why didn't the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.

What is a ghost's nose full of?

Boooooogers!