Where is the ocean the deepest?
At the bottom!
A girl fell off a 25-foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom rung!
A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn't get wet. How?
The river was frozen!
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died!
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
A light!
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
What has an eye but can't see anything?
A needle!
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
What is a bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What am I?
An earthworm!
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
A fork!
What has a key, but can't open a locked door?
A monkey!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!