What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
A fork!
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
A girl fell off a 25-foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom rung!
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
A light!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
Where is the ocean the deepest?
At the bottom!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
What has a key, but can't open a locked door?
A monkey!
I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What am I?
An earthworm!
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies!
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!
What is a bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music!
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What has an eye but can't see anything?
A needle!
A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn't get wet. How?
The river was frozen!