What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet
How do ghosts search the Web?
They use ghoul-gle.
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You can see right through them
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo
What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no-body to go with
What do witches ask for at a hotel?
Broom service
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
Happy Owl-ween!
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
His ghoul friend
What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
with a pumpkin patch.
What are two witches living together called?
Broommates
On which day are ghosts most scary?
Fright-day