What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David.
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
They all do.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.
What am I?
I am a mirror.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first to go?
The car door.
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
What am I?
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m".
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.
What is it?
A button.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature.
I have two hands, one face but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock.
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