You see 3 doors. The first door is full of poison gas. The second door there is a 300 lbs rock which will crush you if you go inside. The third door there is a hungry tiger. Which door do you go into?
The second door. Take off your shoes and throw them on the floor. The rock will drop and you can escape!
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
a teapot
The word has five letters. It's under you! If you take one letter away, it is now on top of you. If you take another letter away, you can't see it.
It's a "chair!"
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
light
Which door should you choose to survive?
The 2nd door. The lion would be dead if it hasn't eaten in a year.
Its June and l of the children were having their final tests. One of them is planning to cheat. Who was it, and how did the teacher know?
The girl in the red was going to cheat. It's hot in June but she is wearing a sweater. She is hiding something!
Todd, Cooper, and Lee like to drink milk. Nora, Sarah, and Sam like to drink coffee. What does Emma like to drink?
Emma likes to drink milk. Those with double letters in their name like milk!
How can you make the word "seven" into even?
you take out the letter "s"
I have a face, but no eyes, no nose, and no mouth. What am I?
a clock
What goes up when rain goes down?
umbrellas
Can you figure out what the colors on the balloon stands for?
yellow=4, green=1, blue=9
What has many keys, but cannot open a single lock?
a piano
It was a Sunday afternoon when Mr. James was found dead, buried under the snow. On noticing him, the gardener immediately called the police. The police questioned everybody and got these alibis. Two of them were arrested. Who were they?
The wife and the cook. Who makes breakfast in the afternoon?
What goes up and down, but doesn't move?
a staircase
What is full of holes, but still holds water?
a sponge
Emma got trapped in a basement but a door is in front of her that has a password, but there's a note. What is the password?
6845 = count the number of petals on the flowers!
I am as light as a feather, but no one can hold me for long. What am I?
A breath
If you can't keep me, I break. What am I?
a promise
If 9+5=2. 11+2=?
1. These numbers are from a clock. 9pm+5 hours=2am. 11pm+2 hours=1am
What begins with an "e" but only has one letter?
an envelope
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter "r"
You can drop me anywhere, but I cannot land on water. What am I?
paper
A bunny can give birth 5 times in a month. How many babies can they give birth to in one year?
None. There has to be a husband first!
Mary has three daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have in total?
Four children. She has one son
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He's bald!
One vampire attacks the dad. The older brother says he has been sleeping in his coffin. The little one says he's been cleaning his clothes. The sister says she was playing the piano. Who attacked the dad?
The older brother did it! The coffin is too small for him to sleep in.
How do you move one glass so the top row is the same as the bottom one?
Pour the first glass into the 4th one, then place it on the far right side.
There are 3 possible ways for a prisoner to escape. The first exit has aggressive dogs. The second has a bomb with a 5-minute timer (it’s already on). The third has a guard with a weapon. Where should he go?
He sould wait for the bomb to explode, then exit through that door.
No one wants to explore this hole. What hole is it?
a blackhole
Can you spot the misstake?
it's "mistake" not "misstake"
In the morning, James watched the TV about the weather. The weather lady says, "It will be sunny today, but the next 72 hours it will be dark and with a full moon." James immediately knew that she had lied How did he know?
Because 72 hours is equal to 3 days. It would not be dark for 3 days.
What's wrong with this picture?
Watermelons don't grow on palm trees!
Did one of the books go missing?
No, the 6th book is just upside down and in the wrong spot.
A king decided to choose the next queen by having the women boil water. Whoever's kettle boils first wins and will become the queen. The youngest woman won. How did she do it?
The other girls kept opening the kettle and checking if it was boiling but the youngest girl did not.
Can you find the superhero?
It's the girl on the treadmill, she's running super fast!
Mark has a book. He likes the book so much, when his mum turned off the light he still can read it. How is this possible?
Mark is blind! He was reading braille.
James got trapped in a room. There is a key in each pot. The first one has fire. The second one has poisonous gas. The third one has an electric chainsaw. Which pot did he choose and how did he get it out?
He would take the icicles from the ceiling and throw them in the first pot. The ice would melt and put out the fire.
What building has the most stories?
a library
I'm tall when I'm young but short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
the letter "m"
A girl lives on the 14th floor. When she goes downstairs, she goes to the 1st floor. When she goes upstairs she goes to the 10th floor and uses the stairs. When she’s with someone or it's raining she goes straight up. How?
She is a child, so she is too short to reach the 14th floor button.
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
utensils
When does red mean "go" and green mean "stop"?
when eating a watermelon
It's Jacob's 8th birthday and his dad said he will give him some money, but he has to find it. The dad gives him a map and after digging for hours Jacob cannot find the money. Did his dad lie?
Dad's steps are bigger than Jacob's, so he was digging in the wrong paces.
What 2 things can you not have for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
A woman jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived. How is that possible?
The plane wasn't flying!