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STOP IMAGINING RIGHT NOW!
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HIS CAR DOOR
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THIS PAINTING WAS DONE BY A 2-YEAR-OLD
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12,111 (BECAUSE 11,000 + 1,100 + 11 = 12,111)
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STILL 12, FISH DON'T DROWN
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A ZEBRA WITH A SUNBURN
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PUNCH
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BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH A WOODEN LEG, IT'S NOT A CAMERA
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IT RAN OUT OF JUICE
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THE KEY IS TOO SMALL FOR THE LOCK
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PERHAPS THE PUBLISHER MESSED UP, BUT THE TITLE OF THAT BOOK IS PRINTED THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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WRONG
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ON A WEB-SITE
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WHEN THE MAN SAW THE TRAIN, HE WAS ON A BRIDGE, THAT'S WHY HE COULDN'T LEAVE THE TRACK IMMEDIATELY
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A DRAGONFLY
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THE SINK HAS NO PIPE
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HE ALWAYS GETS LOST AT "C"
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FACEBOOK
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A FEATHER
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THIS IS A PAINTING CREATED BY A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST SAM GILLIAM
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CHAIR
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A PUZZLE PIECE
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SAMATHA IS PLAYING CHESS WITH LIZA
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DEAFENING SILENCE, OF COURSE
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"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT?"
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A CHIWEENIE