13. Sally hasn’t always been a Sally got called into the principal’s office in primary school for her part in a sophisticated plot that involved clandestine photocopying of lyrics from Smash Hits mag. What band's lyrics got her in trouble?
Nirvana
Cleopatra
A1
S Club 7
Sally covered her bedroom walls with a film star, until one night she sang a parody song with his lines from a film, and he became ridiculous overnight. The next day she tore down his posters and never fancied him again. Who was it?
Leo DiCaprio
Brad Pitt
Jared Leto
Orlando Bloom
What was the name of the dickhead in school that Sally hit with a ball in anger?
Alan Gill
Alan Traynor
Ciaran O’Brien
Nicola Gough
What type of monster genre does Sally hate?
Goblins
Vampires
Werewolves
Zombies
Who did/does Sally fancy in Dawson’s Creek?
Jen
Joey
Dawson
Pacey
What did Sally call Sligo?
Not too bad really, it has Ben Bulben
A beautiful part of the world
An abomination that should be bombed out of existence
SLUTTY!
Who was Sally’s teenage crush?
Pete Doherty and Julian Casablancas
Pete Doherty
Julian Casablancas
Matt LeBlanc
What body part did Sally hurt when she fell off a bike onto a tram in Amsterdam?
Ankle
Elbow
Forehead
Tit
What ice cream did Xavi get addicted to while living in Ireland?
Calypo
Magnum
Feast
Brunch
What baby food could be regularly found in Sally’s press in College?
Mashed potato
Liga
Breast milk
Bananas